This very well might be one of the funniest wines I've seen. A friend of mine brought this over and I laughed so hard. I think I need to go buy a couple bottles just to hand out.
"Somewhere near the cool shadows of the laundry room. Past the litter box and between the plastic yard toys. This is your time. Time to enjoy a moment by yourself. A moment without the madness. The dishes can wait. Dinner be damned. Mad Housewife Cabernet Sauvignon."